Frustration............

So Friday night, despite late work hours and the typical "kids" busyness, my wife and I managed to basically fuck each other stupid. It was fun and fufilling for both of us. She spend the weekend talking about how her hips hurt and maybe, now in our early/mid 30's we were "too old". Wink, wink, ha ha....

And then the weekend. usually busy but still, last night kids in bed and....................

Wife asleep. Dead to the world....

I understand that "before kids" was differant, but still. We'll never get back to the 6 to 10 times a week, but I feel like my wife is good with twice a week, which for me is not cutting it.

I know its the stereotypical "Im not getting enough sex" boo-hoo. But I can't help it.

Friday Night (Was Alright)

Me : My hands down your panties.

You : Were already wet.

Me: Hard, coming out of my underwear.

You: Hands wrapped around me.

Me: Mouth in your pussy, wettness dripping sown my face, my finger sneaking around your asshole.

You: Your mouth, your lips and tounge, all over my cock, moaning,

You: Your ass at the edge of the bed, legs hanging over.

Me: Standing, fucking you senseless.

You : cumming hard

Me: "Bend over."

You: "Oh my God."

Me: "Your pussy feels so good, I'm gonna cum."

You: "Get on top of me."

Me: Fucking you hard, shivering and shaking.

Us: Spent and smiling.

Perfect Picture

I love this picture, reblogged from tumblr

She Bop Thursday

As much as I would want to come in and put my mouth where her fingers are, I'd be a shame not to watch.

What's that? You want my tounge in your ass while you finger yourself?

Look at her hands gripping the bed....

I should be more poetic here, but all I can think is "Fuck that pussy."

"Does that feel good?'
"I am so fucking hard watching you?"

Stray Observations #3

Four : Ah work. "K", who I wrote a fantasy post about, was there. I had to head by her desk and we talked. And I was hard by the time I left. She was in kahki pants and a simple white t-shirt. A shirt that happened to let me glance right down it. "K" is plump, full-figured, i.e., perfectly normal. Red headed, pale, soft. A glance of pink nipple as she shifted in her seat.......

She used to talk a little too freely before she seperated or took a break or whatever from her husband.

"I love being on top"
"I loved trying anal, I wish we did it more"
"No, I love to go down on him."

A HR rep's nightmare.

Masturbation fodder for me.....

Reblogged from tumbler

Stray Observations #2 /Follow Up

Someone, "a curious lady in Texas", e-mailed me (letmelie2u@gmail.com), and asked "What exactly got me off this morning?" Was it just Ms Yoga Pants?

To answer, no. It was a variation of a fantasy I have. I'm much more a voyeur than an exhibitionist but this fantasy is about being watched.

My wife was naked, lying on her stomach, sucking my cock and fingering herself. Ms Yoga Pants was in the corner of the room, watching, glasses on and her hand down her pants. Eventually my wife is on her back, still sucking, fingering herself, Ms Yoga Pants has pants and panties around her knees, three fingers deep and cumming. My wife pulls my cock out of her mouth as I cum and jacks me off onto her breasts and stomach. (In reality Im not a big fan of the "cum shot"), but this morning that's what did it for me "Ms Curious Texas", thanks for asking.

#3 Preschool Pick-Up: One of my oldest's teachers is in her early forties, blonde, laugh lines and small wrinkles, tan and loves to wear tight jeans. today she bent down in front of me, her ass round and beautiful. She also offered up a nice peek down her shirt. I couldn't help but think of her riding on top of me, smiling.

Stray Observations : Part 1

I have never cheated, nor do I think I ever would, but as I stated before, I have a pair of wandering eyes. So far today, here is where they've wandered :

One: This morning my wife left for work wearing an amazing pair of black dress pants. I couldn't help but stare at her ass on her way out the door.

Two : Pre-School drop off. There is a tall, thin woman who drops off to my oldest's class. She has short, black hair and wears black rimmed glasses. She sometimes shows off her lovely cleveage. Today she was kind enough to wear gray yoga pants that hugged her ass tightly. When I got home I masturbated in the shower thinking about her.

To be continued....

Swallow

When I was 21 I moved from a mid-sized city to slightly larger mid-size city, to room with a guy I met my freshman year of college. We got an apartment, worked, drank, watched movies, went out, etc.. He was from a small town and had a friend from high school come up to the "big city", as it were to spend the weekend and drink with us.

She was "country" , but far from naive. She was fun, sassy, smart and had a foul mouth. She and I were hitting it off well. My roomate warned me that I should stay away, she would only wanna fool around, no more. Late at night, after more than a few drinks he was asleep and she was in  my room.

I had only been with three women to that point. We made out, dry humped for what seemed like forever. I had her shirt up, bra off and a couple of fingers in her panties. She had my cock out and I was as happy as could be.

"You wanna eat me out don't you?"
Yes, yes I did.....
I was down on her and kissing and licking every inch, after a while she pulled me up.
"Are you gonna do that all night?" She laughed.
"I wanna make you cum." I swear I said thj=is earnestly and sincerly.
She laughed.
"That's what I've been doing!"
She rolled me over and I was pantless and my underwear gone.
At that time I had had two girls give me blowjobs.
She however was by far the most joyful, loving head I had gotten. She was obviously enjoying herself as much as I was. She deep throated, suck on my balls, licked every square inch. Hard, soft, fast , slow. I noticed she was fingering herself at the same time.
"I'm gonna cum."
After all, you're suppossed to warn her right? She ignored me. I repeated myself.
She stopped, smiled up and me and said:
"Good" And went back to it. No one had ever done that before, no one had swallowed.
I came hard and thrusted into her mouth and she just grabbed my hips and took it all. She sucked as I came and swallowed it all. I was breathless and frankly, in awe.
Afterwards she lay on my chest and feel asleep.
I woke up with my cock in her mouth again...............

Pics That Turned Me On Today

Don't feel like writing much, trolling the web for pics (imagine that), heres a few from tumblr that did it for me:

Full figured and beautiful, I'm betting she has an amazing ass

I love her mouth half open, ready to scream

Ah, to walk into the kitchen in the morning and find this sight

Besides asses, I believe I've covered my other obsession, female masturbation...

Panties half off, her pussy soaking, me hard as hell....

....And The Way You Make Your Ass Shake

Watching you walk, swish and sway. That tight, but still "work appropriate skirt" holding you tight. Those boots creeping up your legs.....

I want to bend you over right there on your desk, lift your skirt and run my hands and mouth up your legs...

I want to feel you getting sticky, pull your thong to the side and find you wet, with my fingers and my tounge...

I want to lick your asshole, no one has ever done that to you before, I trail your wettness to your asscrack with my fingers..

"Fuck me, bend me over and fuck me."

And I do, and when I get the chance, I'm going to pull out of your pussy, as hard as that will be to do.

And fuck that beautiful ass, but only if you want me too....

Reblogged from tumblr.

She Bop #2

So the weekwnd was busy and full of everything except sex. Instead of being frustrated I'll just concentrate on women masturbating. All reblogged from tumblr...

That's it, I wonder how wet those panties are?

Legs all the way back, open wide

A little help never hurt,any man threatened by a vibrator doesn't know what he's missing.

Of course having watched, how could you not join in?

Anyone want to provide me with a pic? Can't blame a guy for asking.

Last Night

A photo illustration of my night when I got home last night : (reblogged from tumblr)

I love it when children sleep......

Pictures That Turn Me On Thursday

All pics reblogged from tumblr.

Kenny Powers may be conflicted, but I am a confirmed "ass man", "ass worshiper", what have you...

Thongs are a gift......

A woman who likes to be bent over with her own finger (s) up her ass? Yes please...

Big or small, I pretty much love them all

C.

I ran into "C." at work today. We have worked together for 5 years, the past two in differant departments. We used to sit next to one another and I have lusted after her ever since day one. Short, long black hair, a round little ass and breasts big, but perfect for her frame. A southern accent and crooked smile. She was wearing a simple blouse and skirt, but I couldn't help but think what I always think.

I want to lick, suck, love and kiss her pussy until she begs me to stop. I want to watch "C." cum, over and over. I want her longblack hair spread across my lap with my cock in her mouth. I want her to ask me to fuck her, I want to beg her to not stop while she's on top of me. I want to flip her over and lay on top of her, fucking her from behind.

And I want to taste her again, and again, and again.....

She Bop #1

Reblogged from girlnextdoor@tumblr

Today preschool was having a "Fall Festival". At drop off, one of the assistants was holding the door for everyone. I had noticed her before, young, dark hair, short  cut. Olive skinned....today though she was wearing jeans, cowboy boots, a flannel shirt tied in a knot over a t-shirt. Her hair was pulled into two little pigtails and she had painted freckles on her face. I have never wanted to fuck a "scarecrow" before.

Reblogged from girlnextdoor@tumblr

I hope she goes home this afternoon and lays on her stomach. I hope she lays like that with her fingers or a toy in her pussy. I hope she moans and moves her ass up and down as she cums. I hope she smiles when she does. I hope she does it with her pigtails in and her freckles still painted on.

Frustrated

Reblogged from tumblr

I guess two days in a row was too much to ask for. My wife fell asleep last night.............too early. We had a busy weekend, but its not too often that both kids fall asleep and stay that way. The quickie we had Saturday just wasn't enough for me I guess.
My wife is always telling me I should just "wake her up" when she's asleep and I'm horny. Sometimes though, that makes me feel like its a chore for her, like I'm "bothering her". She's never been one to initiate. Her way of asking for sex is to say she "wants a backrub" or I should give her a "massage", its like code at this point.

If I'm perfectly honest, that above pick is what I wanted. I wanted my cock in her mouth. I wanted to be sucked and licked and loved. I wanted her moaning with my dick in her mouth, her pussy getting wetter.

And now the work week begins..........

I need an "internet only" fuck buddy.

Quickly.....

So the just getting over being sick baby actually slept for a little while last night. My wife and I mananged a quick, fun time in bed. The "magic bullet vibe" even made an apperance. I bought it as a Christmas present last year. That one waited until the night to be opened, needless to say, we didn't open it with family.

I had been wanting to go down on her all day. I've always enjoyed giving oral sex, I have in the past cum while doing it, last night though it didn't go to long before she was pulling me on top of her. It had been too long a wait.

We both came quickly, and melted into a satisfied heap, shortly beforer "outside life" decided to intervine, and the baby needed to be cuddled back to sleep.

Hopefully the kids hit an early bedtime tonight.....

I Like 'Em Short, I Like 'Em Tall, I Like 'Em Thin, I Like 'EM Round

Work and sick kids are now making it hard to even masturbate, which I NEED to do. Used to be a daily activity, but this week its been all but impossible to even get time to jack off. I may have to resort to doing it at work, not that I haven't done that before. Nothing better then getting paid to cum. Of course I could be doing it now. The trip to pre-school didn't help yesterday. It was "round, beautiful ass" mom day.

Every mother I saw dropping off or picking up had a great ass. Small and tight, big and round, they were all worthy of being laid on their stomachs and licked and fucked from behind.

I'm a big fan of being "imaginative" about the women I see in public. I've never had a type either, so that helps. I find a lot of body types sexy, if I see you in public and my eye is drawn to you, I've thought about it.I've wondered what you look like naked, how you fuck, if you masturbate, how your pussy taste, how you would suck my cock.
I thank you all for the little peeks. The tops of your breasts, the quick down blouse, the thigh reveled by your skirt, the back of your neck as you pull your hair up, the glimpse of a pair of panties or thong as you kneel to get something off of a shelf. Or the peek of ass from the top of your jeans. I don't stare or leer. I glance, thank heaven above and move on.

BTW, Target is the greatest place on Earth to observe beautiful body types. Easily has th emost "hot moms" per shopper of any store.

Maybe I need to start asking for naughty e-mails. If you want to mind fuck for fun, let's do it through G-mail :)

Feel free to e-mail me your dirty, or as I like to say "fun", thoughts......................and a picture of you masturbating with a vibrator and a smile on your face helps too......

Sigh..............I'm turning into the "erotic chat and E-mail" portion of Adult Friend Finder.

Naughty Story Tuesday

Tumblr never dissaapoints when it comes to photos. (via teachinglulu/reblogged Im sure)

I want to walk in on you like this. Moaning and wet, unaware Im there. Fucking yourself, face down in the pillows. Pushing back on that thick vibrator, ass cheeks spreading. I want to walk up behind you, my cock throbbing in my hand. I grab your ass and shove my tounge into your ass. You gasp, but don't protest, in fact, you lie down and shove that vibe all the way in.

You roll over and look up at me. You continue to fuck yourself.

"You like to watch me play with my pussy don't you?" I love it when you say "pussy", because it still makes you blush.

"Look at how hard I am, what do you think?" My cock is purple as I stroke it slow, the head slick and sticky.

"Put it in my mouth" And I do, warm and wet, I take over the vibe and fuck you slow, licking your clit. My cock is all the way in your throat. And I know we are going to cum like this. I take out the vibrator an put my mouth all over your pussy, I lick you all over, my fingers are soaked with your juices, you pull my cock in faster, urging me to fuck your mouth as I put a finger up your ass.

You shiver, you shake. Your thighs grip me and you are sucking me harder. I cannot wait, my cum shoots out into your mouth and you keep sucking. I slow down, still licking , you are still rubbing my shaft, licking me gently........

What I Want Right Now

Its almost four o clock in the morning, Im still wired from work. My wife is asleep , as work for her starts in just a couple of hours. And I am hard and horny as hell. I could masturbate, but I need and want something wet right now. Wet and sticky. Lips all over my cock or my cock slick inside of her pussy. Either way the weekend can't get here fast enough.

Pictures That Turn Me On Thursday

So no HNT for me....yet. I know the two of you who stumble across this blog are heartbroken. Instead I'm going with pictures I come acroos that turn me on. The below was found on the "training lulu" tumblr. No photo credit was listed.

Its an absolutley beautiful picture, the contrast alone is amazing. I love her looking back as his cock is about to go into her. I can imagine her pushing back, opening her ass a little more. How could you not want to slip a thumb into her, or slip out and bury your toungue in her ass, getting back up and putting your cock in to the hilt?

I love this view. My wife isn't into anal, but the occasional slip of the tougue or wandering tip of my finger does happen without protest. But I would love to be in this position with her and slip my wet thumb inside while she cums.

The weekend needs to get here quick....

Naughty Story Tuesday

K. is lying across the bed, shirt and bra off, her skirt pulled up over her bare ass. I am standing in front of her, my cock hard. She is smiling at me.

"Suck it."

And she does, her mouth covering me, her hands working up and down my shaft. I start slowly fucking her mouth, her legs are squirming, she is moaning. She sneaks a hand underneath her and starts finering her wet pussy.

I lean over her, pushing my cock deeper into her mouth. I slide my hands down her back and spread her cheeks. I lie down next to her, side to side, she turns. My cock is still in her mouth, I put my fingers and toungue inside her. She is soaked, her thighs are sticky.

I spread her legs wide, my cock is in her hand, she is moaning. I licker her from the top of her pussy down to her asshole. She squirms and laughs a little when I stick my tounge inside her ass.

She rolls over on all fours.

"Fuck me now"
"Say please" My cock is nestled at the mouth of her pussy.
"Fuck me now...." she puts her head down and pushes back. So I do, I fuck her. Slowly in and out, the fast, she is swaying her ass from side to side and moaning. Bearing down on my dick, she soon has the sheets clenched in her hands and cums hard.

My thumb has spread her stickyness to her asshole, I push my thumb in as she cums.

"Oh my God....."
I pull out and rub my cock between her ass cheeks.
"You want me to cum in your ass?"
"No , my mouth"
K. turns over and swallows me, I lay back and replace my thumb with my middle finger, pumping in and out of her sticky ass.
My cock swells and I cum hard down her throat, she swallows me, sucking slowly and pulling me further into her mouth.
She collapses with a sleepy smile, my finger slowly slips from her ass.

When I see K. at work today, I will think of this fantasy.

Let Go

What a good weekend. No obligations, no birthday parties or wedding showers. Just the ablity to put the kids in bed on time and enjoy a Saturday night. We were able to get the babysitter for the day and enjoy lunch and shopping with no kids. The whole time, my wife in a skirt and thong, driving me crazy while I stroked her smooth legs while driving..

That night we watched a movie, played some games. Watched some very funny , supposedly amatuer porn on the laptop and headed to bed. I slipped out the vibe halfway through the full body massage. After rubbing her through her thong for a few minutes, I pulled the wet fabric aside and handed the vibrator to her.  I was laying parallel, my cock rock hard and in full view.

She rubbed the vibe up and down, acting shy. But I decided to put on my own show, stroking my cock for her, something she found very arousing, as she decided to start slowly fucking her self with the vibrator. I turned up the speed a notch and started sucking her clit as she fucked her self, thighs glistening now. This sent her over teh edged and she pulled my cock into her mouth.

I took over the vibrator and she deep throated me, stopping to lick my cock all over. She finds "dirty talk" kinda silly, but tonight it was in full effect .

"Oh my god, suck it."
"Oh, suck my cock"

Her " That feels SOOOOO good."

You get the idea, her mouth was driving me crazy. My toungue and the vibe must have been working to though.

"Come up here and  fuck me."

Yep, she did it, she said "fuck me" , and I did. Slow and steady, fast and hard, taking her and I to the edge before rolling over, finishing with her on top. Both of us cumming with my hands tightly gripping her ass.

With work, kids etc. it doesn't happen often, but lately when it does, its fantastic!

Finally!

Oh sweet release! I texted my wife from work about coming home and finding her in a thong, or better yet naked. She began texting back, and while it didn't get too out of hand, it got us both worked up enough that she was indeed in bed in a thong and nothing else when I got home.

There was plenty of holding and touching, rubbing and licking, just being together...

There was also the best blowjob I think I have ever gotten...my wife was eagerly deep throating me and moaning, rubbing her soaking crotch against my hand.

I returned the favor, burying my toungue inside her for a good long while.

My wife's not very "talkative" but I let her know if she didn't let me know what to do I would just let the  tip of my cock hover and the mouth of her pussy..

"Harder!"

That was enough, afterwards we were both a sweaty, very happy mess.

Maybe we should always wait two weeks between....

Love Yourself....And Let Me Watch

In 8th grade we got a new student halfway through the year, a blonde girl named "Debbie". Now, I had masturbated thinking about girls I knew before, but "Debbie" took it to a whole new level thanks to visable clevage and a one time peek at the waistband of some pink panties.

The fantasy I had about her was new for me. I imagined us in a bedroom, her on the bed naked, her legs spread. Me standing, jacking off watching her. I imagined she would watch me and rub herself, and then of course this lead to an earthshattering orgasam for the both of us.

I've loved watching a woman masturbate ever since. I had one "friend with benefits" who would finger herself while she sucked me, other than her though, no one else. Since the "summer vibe buy", my wife has indulged me a couple of times, but she usually likes it if I use the vibe on her, she doesn't like being watched.

Once though , after watching and giggling through a porn parody, I was hard and she was sticky. As we started making out, her wine kicked in and she slowly stroked a finger up and down the front of her panties. As we moved into bed that lead to her letting me watch  her fuck herself with the vibe until we couldn't take anymore.  I told her once I would LOVE to come home and find her naked, legs spread with that vibrator between her thighs. She laughed and later, while sucking me, told me she thought I'd rather be greeted with a blowjob. I told her I would gladly take either.....

I see many a mini van , stay at home soccer mom when I drop off the oldest at the 3 day a week pre school. From what I've over heard, its time enough for them to hit the gym  or shop.

For me , I imagine they head home, strip off the yoga pants and enjoy some alone time with a finger or a toy. I imagine some of them masturbate as much as I do.

I imagine my wife watching me stroke my cock as I watch her bury a finger in her pussy. I imagine me teeling her to fuck herself as she grabs the purple vibe, I imagine her asking to suck my cock while she comes.

We need some time alone.

My Brain is Gonna Sell My Ass To You...

"I got a dick for a brain..." - Gregg Dulli

Ah, a man full of pent up sexual tension "blogging" about it. How original. Let's play catch up : Thirties, married nine years, two small kids, we both work full time.  Now, as all parents, we have found our personal time, and I don't just mean sexual, down to almost nothing. Between kids, housework, other kid's birthday parties, other people's baby showers......the weekend is just gone, and right now the weekend is all we've got.

Did you ever think you would have to coordinate babysitters in order to have a "date" with the woman you live with? We made the mistake of "expanding" our sexual horizons after we had a child, not before. And by "expanding" I mean buying a vibrator on a beach trip.

Over the past year or so, my wife's become comfortable laughing with me while watching a porn, laughing turning into making out turning to sex. Its been a while since we've been able to do that though.  Although the last time we did make love, she was nice enough to keep her skirt on the whole time.......I have a thing for skirts.

Less adventorous than the other bloggers I'm sure, but still fun. My wife will loosen up with a little wine, but breastfeeding has killed that for now......

After this much lost "together time" I just wanna fuck at this point.

I want to feel my cock in her mouth.
I want her hands on my head as I lick her pussy.
I want to sneak a peek at her asshole by pulling apart her cheeks during a back rub.
I want to slowly put the tip of my cock in her "You're teasing me....."
I want to watch her rub herself with our vibrator.

Scratch that : "I need."